[Bikers] Give it up.

[Mark Feit]

Steve Brown was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.

Steve took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"  "No, I had
to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Steve asked.  "No,
I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get
just to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a Harley ride instead of food?" Steve asked.
"Are you MAD!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't ridden a
motorcycle in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
of food?" Steve asked.  "What disease would I get for ten lousy
bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said Steve, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell
prettydisgusting."

Steve replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up beer, gambling, motorcycling and sex."