From mfeit at notonthe.net  Thu Dec  1 12:06:32 2005
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Thu Dec  1 12:06:34 2005
Subject: Beards & Hats
Message-ID: <17295.11672.127447.739397@coop.notonthe.net>

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1359191&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
	But don't expect any miracles when you walk into B&H. Asked
	recently when the nano iPod would be in stock, a salesman
	laughed and said: "When the Messiah comes, and then he's going
	to want one."
From mfeit at notonthe.net  Fri Dec  9 11:04:19 2005
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Fri Dec  9 11:04:21 2005
Subject: And in other news...
Message-ID: <17305.43779.333516.23486@coop.notonthe.net>

(Thanks to Bob Ludwick for the pointers.)

http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/chosen.shtml
	Short periods of prosperity interrupted by insufferable
	friggin' chaos.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml
	Iinstead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common
	Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million
	people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated,
	can never please their mothers.