And in other news...

[Mark Feit]

(Thanks to Bob Ludwick for the pointers.)

http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/chosen.shtml
	Short periods of prosperity interrupted by insufferable
	friggin' chaos.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml
	Iinstead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common
	Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million
	people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated,
	can never please their mothers.