Repeat after me...

[Mark Feit]

Forwarded-by: Steve Feit <ssfeit at erols.com>

The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over the
Mediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message:

"This is Syrian Air Force # 174 announcing we have lost one engine and
want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!" No
answer.

A while later he announces, "This is Syrian Air Force # 174 again. We
have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the
Middle East OTHER than Israel!"

Silence.

A short while later the captain announces, "This is Syrian Air Force
#174 We are desperate.  We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask
permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than
Israel!"

Still no answer.

Finally the captain calls out, "Help!  This is Syrian Air Force
#174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing.  Unless
we can land we are going to crash.  We need permission to land at ANY
airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!"

Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit: "Shalom
Syrian Air Force # 174.  This is Tel Aviv approach control.  We would
like to help."

"Allah is praised," says the Syrian pilot.  "Please give me
instructions."

"Do you speak Hebrew?"

"No"

"OK, then please repeat after me:

Yitgadal Viyitkadash Shimay Rabbah......"