From mfeit at notonthe.net Wed Feb 28 22:20:36 2007 From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit) Date: Wed Feb 28 22:20:38 2007 Subject: What's Happening? Message-ID: <17894.18052.821832.875141@coop.notonthe.net> Forwarded-by: Martin Bondy President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews know everything before we do?" The CIA chief says, "The Jews have this expression "Vus titzuch?" The president says, "What does that mean?" "Well, Mr. President," replies the CIA chief, "it's a Yiddish expression which roughly translated means 'What's happening?' They just ask each other, and then they know everything." Remarkably, the president decides to go undercover to determine if this is true. He calls in a theater makeup artist and asks the man to dress him as an Orthodox Jew. Then the president is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car, and dropped off in one of Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhoods. Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The president stops him and whispers, "Vus titzuch?" The old guy whispers back: "Bush is in Brooklyn."