What's Happening?

[Mark Feit]

Forwarded-by: Martin Bondy <martin_bondy at yahoo.com>

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, "How come the
Jews know everything before we do?"

The CIA chief says, "The Jews have this expression "Vus titzuch?"
 
The president says, "What does that mean?"

"Well, Mr. President," replies the CIA chief, "it's a Yiddish
expression which roughly translated means 'What's happening?'  They
just ask each other, and then they know everything."
 
Remarkably, the president decides to go undercover to determine if
this is true.

He calls in a theater makeup artist and asks the man to dress him as
an Orthodox Jew.

Then the president is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York,
picked up in an unmarked car, and dropped off in one of Brooklyn's
most Jewish neighborhoods.

Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. 

The president stops him and whispers, "Vus titzuch?"

The old guy whispers back: "Bush is in Brooklyn."