From mfeit at notonthe.net  Tue Mar 11 21:42:21 2008
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Tue Mar 11 21:42:22 2008
Subject: JewRL du Jour
Message-ID: <18391.13565.178272.525295@coop.notonthe.net>

http://www.lollyphile.com/maple-bacon.php
	The least kosher lollipop in the history of candy.
From mfeit at notonthe.net  Sat Mar 29 09:37:42 2008
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Sat Mar 29 09:37:44 2008
Subject: Holiday Season Groaner
Message-ID: <18414.17958.298611.309352@coop.notonthe.net>

Forwarded-by: "Steve Feit" <tr414cc@verizon.net>

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a Humentash on her right thigh just below her bikini
line.  She also wants him to put "Happy Purim" under the Humentash. So
the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Matzo tattoo with "Happy Pesach"
up on her left thigh.

So the tattoo artish does it and it comes out looking good, too.  As
the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks "If you
don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos
on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
that there's nothing good to eat between Purim and Pesach!"