The Side Effects of Viagra

[Mark Feit]

Forwarded-by: "Steve Feit" <tr414cc at verizon.net>

At breakfast time a woman asks her husband, "Would you like maybe some
bagels and lox, a piece of herring, and maybe some grapefruit and
tea?"

"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,"
he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of
mushroom barley soup and a pastrami sandwich or maybe some potato
latkes?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

"Would you like a juicy brisket and scrumptious kugel? Or maybe some
flanken or chicken?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra... I'm
still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."