From mfeit at notonthe.net  Sat May 22 18:24:58 2010
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Sat May 22 18:24:59 2010
Subject: What's News?
Message-ID: <19448.22970.307161.815822@coop.notonthe.net>

A Jewish man spots his Jewish friend reading an Arab newspaper.

"An Arab newspaper?  Moshe, have you lost your mind?"

"Well, I used to read the Jewish papers," Moshe replied, "but what did
I find?  Jews being persecuted.  Israel being attacked.  Jews
disappearing through assimilation.  Jews living in poverty.  So I
switched to an Arab newspaper.  Now what do I find?  Jews own the
banks.  Jews control the media.  Jews are all rich and powerful.  Jews
rule the world.  The news is so much better!"