A joke

[jaustin at jasononthe.net]

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.  The Nurses were
in bathing her. One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they
assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy.  The husband
finally agreed and went into his wife's room. 

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.  The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?"  they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".