From mfeit at notonthe.net  Sun Nov 12 12:04:37 2006
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Sun Nov 12 12:04:40 2006
Subject: Lies, Lies, Lies.
Message-ID: <17751.21541.385916.62192@coop.notonthe.net>

Forwarded-by: Bill Cooper

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde
who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and
charm.  She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every
word. 

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they
corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob
replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to
ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", Bob replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
From mfeit at notonthe.net  Tue Nov 21 11:39:27 2006
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Tue Nov 21 11:39:30 2006
Subject: Thanksgiving
Message-ID: <17763.11199.488085.683700@coop.notonthe.net>

Little Logan and his family were having Thanksgiving dinner at his
grandmother's house. Everyone was seated round the table as the food
was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started
eating right away.

"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.

"I don't need to," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do!" his mother insisted, "We always say a prayer
before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house,
and she knows how to cook!"
From jaustin at jasononthe.net  Thu Nov 23 11:21:30 2006
From: jaustin at jasononthe.net (jaustin@jasononthe.net)
Date: Thu Nov 23 11:21:44 2006
Subject: Happy Thanksgiving!
Message-ID: <17765.51850.417558.823832@gargle.gargle.HOWL>


The WKRP Turkey Drop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw