From mfeit at notonthe.net  Fri May  8 06:07:37 2009
From: mfeit at notonthe.net (Mark Feit)
Date: Fri May  8 06:07:39 2009
Subject: Taxidermy
Message-ID: <18948.1129.609115.771229@coop.notonthe.net>

A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the
hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some
pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
taxidermist?

Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."